the bit your brain can't itch, served in a packet of alternative pig shit.
I'm the author of Life Knocks (shortlisted for the Dundee Book Prize) The Squirrel that Dreamt of Madness (written under a tree, while homeless and living in a park), How to Hide from Humans (reclusive phase) and Deep in the Bin of Bob (depressed and wrestling with death). If you like my blogs, you might like my books. Or hate them. Who knows? They are on Amazon if you fancy a nose. You can find me on twitter: @craigstone_